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I’m too lazy to fix it
Things you should never do.
1.If you just drank a glass of cranberry juice; dont run up and down the stairs, u feel like ur gonna barf.
2. Dont ever ask people if you run funny; the answer is always yes.
3. If you have a guy-girl party, dont invite guys who will complain about your mothers cheese dip and eats all your mini hot dogs.
4. For Halloween, dont be book a character; old guys think your a goblin.
5. If your going to talk about someone in a bad way, make sure there not in the room.
6. When your friend brings a camera to school and then takes pictures of you when your running retardily; make sure you tell them NOT to put it on there MySpace.
7. If your friends decide to put a shrimp tail in your skirt or flick on oozy bannana @ you; make sure you dont flick it back @ them because they only throw it at your face
-Bran-la
8. dont stick a battery in someones bun, if they turn their head it might knock over soda
9. when you make dog biscuits let em cool down, before u add peanut butter dollops, penut butter does melt
10. you can’t bend a cracker, beileve me ive been trying
11. socks are good especially when u have cold feet
12. check these out, i worked hard
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-Tali-wa
13. .scented erasers do NOT taste as good as they smell *couch* dont eat them *end couch*.
14. be sure that the candy rapper is OFF the candy before you shove it in your mouth…..painfulness…
-Lizzy-wa
15 .Don’t burst out laughing when you cut your leg with a coke can. You’ll spill it all over the place and get really weird looks.
-Netta-la
16.If your gonna eat string cheese, make sure to swallow it all at once or youll end up gagging
-Bran-la
17. don’t use the bathroom in charter buses. Especially when going on a bumpy road or around turns.
-Netta-la
18. Dont let your guy friends wear your braclet, they usually end up taking it home and who knows what they do wit it!
19. When your dad says he makes home made pie and you dont like it, tell him, or he just makes more
-from Bran-la
20.If you gonna let your friends dog stay at your house, make sure to remove tape; they only eat it and tangle themselves with it.
21. If you happen to see a cute guy standing next to you and you giggle, cover your fathers mouth before he has a chance to say “If there not laughing there farting!”
22. I got four words for airplane rides:
Dont. Sit. By. Bathrooms.
-Bran-la
23. If you dont want to sit on the seat of the port-a-potty and you squat, make sure your pant are out of the way before u pee on yourself.
-Bran-la
24.Never give the name of the book you want for your birthday to your parents. You’ll end up with underwear. Ask for a gift card to the bookstore instead.
-Netta-la
25. Never record yourself singing, especially if you think you’re good, but you’re not. If you’re really good, someone else will tell you so (your mom doesn’t count).
26. Never shout, “Well, at least we have booms!” across an orchestra room of middle schoolers. Especially if you’re a guy *cough* Ryan *cough*
Ok, so 26 might not make any sense but I still lmbo when I remember it…
27.Never attack the person you hate at soccer practice, especially when the rest of the team is her friend and parents are watching. Trust me, it’s not worth it.
Tali-wa
28. don’t see how many times you can spin around and then jump in the pool, it can only result in a colluision with the cement.
29. don’t go in your hot tub in the winter while your mean cousins are over, they will only throw snow balls at you and pour buckets of snow on you when you try to dash for the house.
30. don’t double-team your friend who isn’t that great at skaing and pull them faster and faster until they fall, it will only result in you being pulled down with them and split pants.
30 happened to my friend. she and and another friend tried to pull me really fast and i ended up falling and taking them down with me and my friend split her pants infront of our entire class. it was pretty hilarious.
-Kay-wa
31. Never drink anything while your idiotic friends are…well…being themselves-idiotic.It can only result in you choking and spraying said drink all over everyone.(and yes that one is from personal experience.sadly.)
See Ya!
-Tally & Zane
32. If a door doesn’t open the first time, don’t smash into it again, seeing if it will give THIS time. Just back up, see if it’s a “PULL” door, and then continue once you have evaluated the situation.
(Yes, experience. I am brilliant about doors.)
33. If you and your friend are shouting out random objects to each other, do not yell “Condoms!” when you cannot think of anything else. Because then it is really awkward and appears as if you have a very demented mind.
(I am a GOOD girl! I swear! But I couldn’t think of anything. Sad.)
34. Always check your fly before exiting a bathroom.
35. Don’t go to this site if it is late, because then you will be on until the wee hours of the morning, and hate life the next day.
(Also experience)
-Zane
3.:If you burn yourself on something its still going to have the same reaction the second and third time. So do NOT touch it again.
(light bulbs look warm and inviting but beware.Vicious, I tell you, Vicious!)
-Tally & Zane
38.n your little sister has a friend over you might want to watch them before: they dump the trash can on the dog, the dog run into a glass horse, the horse break and your dog yelps.
-Bran-la
39. never let your friends know that things poping out at you scare you, b/c then every chance they get they will scare you and they will hide behind every corner & in your closet. ahhhhhhhhh the terror!!!!!!!
-Kay-wa
40.If you talk to someones bro on the phone make sure you dont freak him out
-Tali-wa
41. When you stay the night at someones house and they have a really cute brother; make sure your not laughing the whole time and end up need tummies because your stomach hurts.
-Bran-la
42. Make sure you think about what your going to say and if it makes since or you end up blurting out “Look Mom, the blinker is blinking!”
-Bran-la
43.If you’re at your friends house and your friend just so happens to have a cute brother, do not, I repeat NOT, tell your friend that you think he’s cute until AFTER you leave.It’s like mini soap opera . *shivers*gags*runs away from computer screaming*(j.k.)
-Tally & Zane
44. Don’t tell your classmate’s girlfriend that he is in your Algebra 1 class, a REACH, GT, or TAG class (whatever you want to call it), because it is frequently refered to as the retarted class and she will possibly dump him…then you’ll have to explain WHY she dumped him..
-Netta-la
45. When in the lunch line, if somebody pops (they squeezed the bag open so that it made a *POP* noise) open their pretzel bag and gets yelled at, during this awkward silence do NOT look at your friends who are all clearly struggling no to blurt out ‘ABRAHAM LINCLON’ in order to break the silence because you will all burst out laughing and get yelled at too.
-Netta-la
46. so in the hallway dont yell at other people really loudly when your evil teacher is around, she wont like that
-Tali-wa
47. If you and your friends have a special name for your teacher, such as ‘Dr.Evil’ don’t be the one that gets caught saying it right in front of said teacher.
-Tally & Zane
48. if your friends are about to run away because she doesnt want to be pretty tell her ” two weeks of sunburn is all worth a life time of being glourious”
-Tali-wa
49. Don’t make the mistake of using#48 on your friend if they suffer from heliophobia, otherwise known as fear of the sun or sunlight.
-Tally & Zane
Well, I have just recently learned that if some of your not-so-close friends are over and you are watching a movie and it comes to one of those ‘emotional scenes’ you should not do the following
50. point out that the one characters looks like he is smiling
51. laugh so hard at your friends’ confused looks that you start to cry tears of laughter
52. When you go to get more popcorn don’t spill it everywhere because you crack up at some random line that was related to what you missed.
53.Pretend to karate kick your friend after they finally unlock the door to the closet the shove you in, because you might possibly actually kick her
54. Don’t mention to the friend you karate kicked in the nose that it was a good thing that you didn’t get kicked in the nose because you have Von Wilenbrands (or whatever it is called) Disease because then you have to explain it.
55. Do not mention in your explanation of your blood thinning diesease that lot’s of people walk around with out even knowing they have it because she will freak out and her nose will begin to bleed again and then she’ll freak out even more
56. Don’t punch the air when you reach 50 things not to do if you are under a loft bed because this makes your knuckles sore…
-Netta-la
57.Do NOT try to open your locker before you do your combo! then you’ll get mad cause it wount open, and you start yelling at ur locker then the guy you like comes up behind you and says “umm. u have t do the combo frist.” It won’t Work! it is just really embersing…… i no… he he he
-Sophie-la
58. never tell a guy you like someone, because they will not stop bothering you for days and days and days. until you finally give in and tell them
59. never get online when you have homework to do, you will end up not doing it and having to copy in the morning from a fellow classmate.
60. never get into the discussion of buoyancy with your biology teacher unless you wish to discuss boob size….
-Jessi-wa
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By: Netta-la on
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hmm…
Why did I put ‘on at’?
By: Netta-la on
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he he he he i have one to add
Do NOT try to open your locker before you do your combo! then you’ll get mad cause it wount open, and you start yelling at ur locker then the guy you like comes up behind you and says “umm. u have t do the combo frist.” It won’t Work! it is just really embersing…… i no… he he he
Sophie-La
By: thepresidentofdarklingmidnighterresoures on
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45. never tell a guy you like someone, because they will not stop bothering you for days and days and days. until you finally give in and tell them
46. never get online when you have homework to do, you will end up not doing it and having to copy in the morning from a fellow classmate.
47. never get into the discussion of buoyancy with your biology teacher unless you wish to discuss boob size….
By: Jessi-wa on
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sorry if im not supposed to comment, i just thought this blog post was hilarious and had to add my three cents *shamed face* =]
By: Jessi-wa on
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it’s okay to add
but those are gonna be numbers 57 or something cuz I had some more that I had forgotten
Sophie-la,
did you like try to pre set it?
By: Netta-la on
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no i just started to try to open it and was all “why wont you friggin’ thing open!” so ya really embasing.
i have another,
if your at lunch and you and your friends were laughing like crazy cause something funny happen don’t say “don’t make me laugh orelse i will spit my milk all over you.” because i can bet one of your friends will come up to you and as your drinking your ilk will say in the funniest voice ever “Don’t laugh” and then you’ll laugh and milk will come out your mouth and nose. it is not fun.
he he he he that accutaly happened to me.
go and comment on my blog and my fan lib page here they are (my blog is on the blog roll. but here is my fanlib page
http://www.fanlib.com/user/myprofile.do
Sophie-La
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By: thepresidentofdarklingmidnighterresoures on
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let me correctmyself all of my blogs are on the blogroll’
he he he
i feel imporant.
Sophie-LA
Word-LA
By: thepresidentofdarklingmidnighterresoures on
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that link takes me to MY fanlib
you have to find your public profile
By: Netta-la on
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ok click my name and it will take u to it
♥Sophie-La♥
By: Sophie-LA on
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nice you guys. I’ll probably comment again on this if I think of one to add
By: Emily-wa on
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