Memoirs of a Spy

Keep in mind…

• Nerds will be the dictators; popularity is irrelevant.

• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder can help you if you have just the right amount.

• The only labels that matter are the ones that come from places like Staples and OfficeMax

• You can fail a test and still pass a class.

• Breathing should be number one on your priorities: it’s easily forgotten.

• Good friends don’t beat you up, verbally or physically

• Colleges and humor don’t depend on kindness, but people do.

• Lies haunt you, no matter how much you ignore them.

• Life’s busy, everyone’s busy: only cannibals eat other’s heads off.

• Not being able to help can make you feel bad; it’s not your fault.

• I repeat: not everything is your fault.

• Contradictory, some things are you fault; fix them best you can, it’s better than ignoring it.

• Movies can be good, but books are better.

• Want advice? Listen to your own. You probably are better at giving it than following it.

• Life sucks.

         Get over it.

         Move on.

• Shoot first, ask questions later isn’t a very good strategy unless you’re threatened.

• Old people can be scary, but trying to imagine them in their underwear is scarier.